Intro A7 Em6 Dsus2 Gm Em6 Em6 Gm verse 1 Gm D Long but thin from the top his name is Egon Gm D Friends him sound the most, that makes him lucky Eb Cm Eb Cm I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Gm D Feel like waking up inside a rubber Gm D Sitting in a chair beside the fire Eb Cm Eb Cm I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky verse 2 Gm D Pushing down the minute that he likes you Gm D Licking the balls until he’s told he loves you Eb Cm Eb Cm I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Gm D No-one’s ever found him, oh where’s Egon? Gm D Wandering down the hall, intriguing eyes Eb Cm Eb Cm I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Interlude D Gm Eb Cm Eb Cm D Gm Gm D Bb D verse 3 Gm D King of comeback road until you hold on Gm D Wears his crown inside his furry chest Eb Cm Eb Cm We’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Gm D Listening for the call of me, his master Gm D Listening for the call of Bookland rain Eb Cm Eb Cm We’ve heard it all before, collects bread up with his paw Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky Gm D Bb Gm E- gon is chunky