verse 1 D Have you met my friend Henry A Have you met my friend Sam D G One is long and lean one is short and mean D A D known quite well throughout this land verse 2 D Have you heard my friend Henry A Have you heard my friend Sam D G One’s long and barks one’s quick and sharp D A D known quite well throughout this land verse 3 D I’d be dead if not for henry A I’d be dead if not for Sam D G They smoke with those who stood opposed D A D to the way i deal and the way I am verse 4 D Gonna despise my friend henry A Gonna despise my friend Sam D G Too many times I lost my mind D A D Fell down in my trembling hand