D If you give a cowboy a horse and a stretch of fence, You can bet the farm he'll ride all day til the whole damn thing is fixed G D He'll come dragging back around along about supper time. D If you give a cowboy a truck on a Friday night, He'll pull a hundred dollar bill from the coffee can, spray the mud off of them tires, G D Drop twenty dollars in the tank, save the rest for beer. A G So all you girls in here need to know this. Chorus: