Intro Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab verse 1 Eb Bb Have a word with your Patron Saint Ab Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint Eb Bb All The exit doors are all double-locked Ab Because St Sebastian sways but doesn't rock Eb Bb Ab Ab verse 2 Eb Bb Here's to you - you put up a fight Ab You're the last to leave, now turn out the light Eb Bb You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife Ab Now the Ordinance Survey is mapping out your life Eb Bb Ab Ab Pre-Chorus Cm Gm Bb Look at the small prIntro: it's what we agreed Cm Gm Bb Sign your name before we teach you how to read Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Eb Bb Ab The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Eb Bb Ab Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told verse 3 Eb Bb I'm a celebrity - let me in here Ab One last jump from the end of the pier Eb Bb We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run Ab My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone Eb Bb Ab Ab Pre-Chorus Cm Gm Bb Look at the small intro it's what we agreed Cm Gm Bb Sign your name before we teach you how to read Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Eb Bb Ab The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Eb Bb Ab Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Eb Bb Ab With a little lip service to breaking the mold Eb Bb Ab Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold Eb Bb Ab This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Outro Eb Bb We're going on strike for twelve percent Ab We're not downhearted yet Eb Bb They're filming it all for a reality show Ab So twelve percent we'll get Eb Bb We're going on strike for twelve percent Ab We're not downhearted yet Eb Bb They're filming it all for a reality show Ab So twelve percent we'll get