Intro: A
D
Me mates have gawn and left me
Gawn off to a gig
G D
I’m down on me luck but they don't give a fig
G
I'm stuck at home here
D
Sick as a pig
A (Bass run to D)
What a miserable saturday night
D
There’s nothing to do
Nothing on the telly
G
Nothing in me pocket
D
I’ve got nothing you see
G D
Plenny of nothing an’ plenny for me
A D
What a miserable Saturday night
G
I bet they’re down the boozer knocking it back
They’re blagging the birds the dirty rats
They’re giving 'em this and giving 'em that
A
And I’m stuck at home here
G
Smoking joking mucking about
They’re laughing loud and shouting out
But I’ve got nothing to laugh about
A
’Cos I’m stuck at home
D
What a miserable Saturday night
D
I wish I’d have gawn round to see me old dad
G D
He don’t say a lot but he ain’t so bad
G D
To think I’m still sitting here’s making me mad
A (Bass run to D)
What a miserable Saturday night
D
Nothing to eat ’cos we’ve run out of bread
G D
The fire’s gawn out and the telly’s gawn dead
G D
I’ll make a cup of cocoa and shoot off to bed
A D
What a miserable Saturday night
G
I bet they’ve probably brought some bits to stay
And took ’em round Tubby’s takeaway
And off they’ll go for a ride I’d say
A
An’ I’m stuck at home
They’re having a whale of a time the dirty runts
Bet they’re up to all kinds of stunts
They’re putting their ’ands around their ear
A
And I’m stuck at home
D
What a miserable Saturday night
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