E Did you hear what happened ...
Last Saturday A night ...
While dancin' and B7 drinkin' ...
We all got half E tight ...
This sweet thing named Sharmon ...
Was dancin' with A me ...
When up jumped her boy-{E} friend ...
And he B7 hollered at E me. A ...{E}
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E Please don't squeeze my Sharmon ...
Don't hold her so A tight ...
You'd best heed my B7 warnin' ...
It's the last one to-{E} night ...
She's soft and she's gentle ...
And sweet as can A be ...
And if Sharmon needs E squeezin' ...
Then B7 leave that to E me. A ...{E}
(CHANGE TO F: same chord progression)
Along about midnight - I was feelin' no pain
And me and Miss Sharmon - were dancin' ag'in
Then Hank and big Harlan - got into a fight
And I heard someone holler - as out went the lights.
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