The beat is like a Waltz! D D G D Well they call me the life of the party D E A They call her the bell of the ball D G D Well we start before anybody D A D And I promise we'll outlast them all. D G D Well it started when I was in High School D E A My mom and my dad taught me well D G D A bottle of wine at Thanksgivin' D A D And a Valium when Grandma raised hell D G D So I had some champagne at a weddin' D E A I believe that called it cold duck D G D And the girl I'd been eyein' all evenin' D A D She took me round back and we sucked down G D The rest of that bottle D E A And things really started to click D G D Well we kissed on the boxes of Liquor D A D And she reached down and grabbed her some Dickel G D And added some cola D E A Far be it for me should I pass D G D For I thought that if I drink another D A D I'd certainly need me some aspirin G D On the next mornin' D E A I'd tried not to make me a sound D G D Cause the girl who was sleepin' beside me D A D Had gained herself 200 pounding G D On bedroom window D E A My dad yelled to jump out of bed D G D But she woke up from all the commotion D A D Insisting she give me some headlines G D She'd read in the paper D E A She said it had been yesterday D G D They said if you use moderation D A D Our mornings could all be that way D G D Well they call me the life party D E A They call her the bell of the ball D G D Well we start before anybody D A D And I promise we'll outlast them all This is a fun song to play! I still laugh when I play it!