verse 1
A B A
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
B A
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
B A
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
B A
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
B
If I am a dog then shake hands
C G A C# G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C G A C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
verse 1
A B A
Defenders of the world we make believe in
B A
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
B
If I am a dog then shake hands
C G A C# G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C G A C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
BRIDGE
B D A F C F C
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
B D A F C F C
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
C# F# B E
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
A F#m E A
With everything alive
C# F# B G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
E A F#m E A
And crown me everything alive
Chorus - Instrumental
C G A C# G#
B D# A#
verse 3
A B A
And so the spirits they do protect him now
B A
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
B
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
C G A C# G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C G A C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
BRIDGE
B D A F C F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B D A F C F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# F# B E
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
A F#m E A
With everything alive
C# F# B G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
E A F#m E A
And crown me everything alive
C# F# B
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
E A F#m E A
And crown me everything alive
C# F# B G#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
E A F#m E A
And crown me everything alive
OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2
B F# B E B
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
F# C G
Crawling is my world!
A# F# C# D# C# F#m
Crawling is my world!
BRIDGE - Instrumental
B D A F C F C
B D A F C F C
C# F# B E A F#m E A
C# F# B G#m E A F#m E A
Chorus - Instrumental
C G A C# G#
B D# A#
verse 4
A B A
And so the spirits they do protect him now
B A
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
B
If I am a dog then shake hands
Chorus - repeat x however many times you want to do it
C G A C# G#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C G A C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B D# A#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
NOISES