Intro: E D G Bm E E D G D E
verse 1:
D G D E Strum down once for both
I ask myself why are you still around
Bm E E G D D E Strum down once for both
It’s just my 19th nervous breakdown
D G A E Strum down once for both
You sleep all day I’m working weekends
E D G
I’m sick of you and your stupid friends
Pre Chorus
C Am
You’re living life just like a dream
C Am F Strum down once and let it ring out
Lost in the scene
G D
I’m so jaded, frustrated
Am C
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you
G D
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
Am
To mess up my life
C
Get your shit together ’cause it’s
G G G Strum down three times on each "Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
C G Strum DOWN once on G
Welcome to the real world
Interlude: E D G Bm E E D G D E
Whoa Oh
verse 2:
D G D E Strum down once for both
You’re like a leech latching onto me
Bm E E G D D E Strum down once for both
Sucking out all my energy
D G A E Strum down once for both
Out to dinner and you’re on the phone
E D G
The bill comes but your wallet’s at home
Pre Chorus
C Am
You may be smooth, you may be fine
C Am F Strum down once and let it ring out
But you’re a waste of my time
G D
I’m so jaded, frustrated
Am C
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you
G D
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
Am
To mess up my life
C
Get your shit together ’cause it’s
G G G Strum down three times on each "Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
C Em Continue Strumming Em
Welcome to the real world
Bridge:
C Am
Don’t you think you’ll ever get a clue
C Am
Tell you what you gotta do
C Am
Swear I won’t scream
And I won’t shout
C Am F Strum down once and let it ring out
Just take your trash and get out
G D
I’m so jaded, frustrated
Am C
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you
G D Strum G & D twice on this line
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry
Am
To mess up my life
C
Get your shit together ’cause it’s
G G G Strum down three times on each "Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
C
Maybe you should get a life
G G G Strum down three times on each "Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
C
I feel sorry for your future wife
G G G Strum down three times on each "Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
C G
Welcome to the real world