G C
Listen ladies and gentlemen,
D C
it's been a rough day.
G C
Iv'e been, holding one in,
D C
what can I say
B C
it's something that, you may have forgot
B C D
at the end of the day, I'm ripping a fart
G C D C
oh yeah! that felt pretty good!
G C D C
oh yeah! smells like child hood
B C
what baby, doesn't smell like flowers?
B C
don't hate me or the flagulent power
G C D C
of the fart....silent but deadly
G C D C
of the fart....loud and proud
G C D C
i may have farted too loud
G C D C
so i have got to go now