Intro: G G G G G G They've been laughin' since I can remember G G But they're not gonna laugh anymore C No more "Douglas- the-Geek", D F no more "Goof-of-the-Week" like before G G No more algebra tests 'til September G G No more havi'n to try to fit in C D No more havin' to cheat, No more mystery meat F F No more gym,No more gym,No more gym!NO MORE GYM! C D Gonna move to the mall or live in the pool C D Gotta talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool G Em D After today I'm gonna be cruisi?n. G D After today, she'll be mine! G Em D After today my brains'll be snoozing G D If I don't faint, I'll be fine! C D C D I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics C D C D Then down with the textbooksAnd up with the comics! G Just think of all the time I've been losing C Em Finding the right thing to say F Things'll be goin' my way after today She looks right through me And who could blame her? I need a new me Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof G Em D And after today I'm gonna be cruisin' G D No more pep rallies to cut Blech! G Em D After today my brains'll be snoozing G D I'm gonna sit on my butt C I've got less than an hour D And when this is ended C I'll either be famous D Or I?ll be suspended! G C Em Just think of all the time I've been losing Waiting until I could could say Gonna be on my ownKiss the parents good-bye Gonna party from now 'til the end of July Things'll be goin' my way After today I wish that this was the day After today