verse 1:
A F#
These are your orders - seems like it's do it or die
A F#
So please read them closely, When you've read them be sure that you eat them up -
E
They're specially flavoured with Burgundy, Tizer and Rye
A F#
Twelve sheets of foolscap: don't ask me why.
verse 2:
A F#
We hit the jungle, Just as it starts to monsoon:
A F#
Our maps showed no rainfall. All the boys were depressed by this circumstance
E
"Trust in the weather" said less agricultural men
A F#
Who gives birth to more farmhands, don't ask me why.
A F#
Fifteen was chosen because he was dumb, seven because he was blind:
A F#
I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind.
E
Drifting about through the cauliflower trees with a cauliflower ear for the birds,
A F#
The squadron assembled what senses they had and this is the sound that they heard...
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