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G D
If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you
Am C
And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid
G D
And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you
Am C
But you work in an office and you've got other offers
G D
Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news
Am C
Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you?
G D Am C
But let's not be friends or else this will never end
G D Am C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure
G D
And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you.
Am C
It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord
G D
If you made me a coffee I could have loved you.
Am C
And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted
G D
Tell me, who is invited? So fucking delighted to see all the boys, you see
Am C
Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me?
G D Am C
But let's not be friends or else this will never end
G D Am C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure
G D Am C
We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
G D Am C
I have all the things he's got. But I'm not
G D Am C
So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end.
G D Am C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure.
G D Am C
We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
G D Am C
I have all the things he's got. But I'm not
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