Intro: E F#m A B Whoa E F#m A B Whoa verse 1: E G#m She text messaged me on the phone, A In capital letters, wanting time on her own. E G#m I don't mean to seem out of line, A But it seemed like everything was going just fine. C#m B Times were changing and rearranging. A I never thought that I could go from first to worst. E She took me straight to video, B In the B movie row. A Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah) C#m B New Sensation just past expiration. A Never has a has-been been so low. E F#m A B Oh, no. So low. (Woah) E F#m A B Oh, no. (Woah) verse 2: E G#m You took me to your new boyfriend's show, A Dance rock darlings of the week, oh, no. E G#m I told you that I wanted to go. A All the dudes were wearing make-up, man, I guess I didn't know. C#m B Things were changing and rearranging. A I never thought that I could go from first to cursed. E She took me straight to video, B In the B movie row. A Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah) C#m B New Sensation just past expiration. A Never has a has-been been so low. E F#m A B Oh, no. So low. (Woah) E F#m A B Oh, no. (Woah) Bridge: F#m A So what's that guy doing with your heart? E B Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart?" F#m I guess I'm the lowest bidder. A D B I'm not bitter. I'm just better so don't bother to rewind. Final Chorus: