verse 1:
C#m A
My girlfriend is so beautiful
E B
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
C#m A
There's no end to her kindness
E B
Shes the only one can make me laugh until it hurts
C#m A
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
E B
She watches all my favorite shows
A B
But there's only one thing you should know
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
C#m A
But nobody's perfect
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
C#m A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
E B C#m A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E B C#m C
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
verse 2:
C#m A
My girlfriend loves yoga
E B
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
C#m A
Does Pilates then kamikazes
E B
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
A B
Cause there's only one thing you should know
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
C#m A
But nobody's perfect
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
C#m A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
E B C#m A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E B C#m C
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
Interlude: A G#m F#m E
Bridge:
C#m C
And every night, I end up driving
B A# A
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
G#m F#m
Get locked in the pen. Again.
Solo:
E B C#m A x4
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
C#m A
But nobody's perfect
E B C#m A E B
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
C#m A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
E B C#m A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E B C#m C
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic