Intro: Asus2 Em F#m D
Asus2 E
Run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes
F#m E D
And then run it into the ground until it dies
Then bring it back to life
Asus2 E
All together now, we’re just the same as we’ve always been
F#m E D (C#/D) D
And if you think you’re better you're probably right
D E
We’re not here to change the world
Asus2 F#m
We’re here to laugh at others
D E F#m E
Maybe get a nap along the way
D E Asus2 G# F#m
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
D E
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy
Asus2 E (2x)
Asus2 E
Take a number, take a seat, we've been here quite some time
F#m E D
And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon
The bathroom's down the hall
Asus2 E
Take a shot at us and see how far you get
F#m E D
We eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get about noon
D E
We’re not here to change the world
Asus2 F#m
We’re here to laugh at others
D E F#m E
Maybe get a nap along the way
D E Asus2 G# F#m
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
D E
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy
Asus2 E (2x)
B F#m
Hey jealousy,
D Asus2
Is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms
D Asus2
I accidentally saw them once
B F#m
Hey, I got carried away
D Asus2
But it’s easy to be unafraid
D Asus2
When you're so critically disdained
B
For being happy, smiling, drinking
B
Laughing, cussing not overthinking
B
Rocking while the ship is sinking
Em
And we can't even swim
Show up those drum lessons, Gary!
That's my kid
E F#m
We’re not here to change the world
B G#
We’re here to laugh at others
E F#m G# F#m
Maybe get a nap along the way
E F#m B Bb G#
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
Em F#m B
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy