INTRO: G C G C G D G G The welcome sign is missin' an O from a teenage twelve-gauge shotgun hole C G Been on the county's list of things not to fix for 10 years now D G Nothin' happens in this town G You gotta cross the line to get a drink 'cause this one's dry and that one ain't C G Yeah you might wind up on a jailhouse bunk but you'll get out D G Nothin' happens in this town G Happens every time you turn around D We all know Joe coulda gone pro, when he fills your tank he'll tell you so D G We don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned, the girl next door's 6 months along Em Waitin' on a Greyhound C D G That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town INTRO G Last Saturday I guess Sarah got bored 'cause I got further than I got before C G I ain't supposed to tell but what the hell, I'm sick of how D G Nothin' happens in this town CHORUS INTRO D Nothin' happens in this town CHORUS