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Em C G Em C G
We're here on a Friday, this guitar is from E-Bay.
Em C G Em D G
I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.
C D G
Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco?
C D G
Tell me why, They went through lots of Crisco?
C D G
Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier?
Em D G Em B
But, Kimmy Gibbler got it this way.
Em Em7
After eight years with them, in a house with two men;
C Am D
They were my second family.
Em Em7
The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear;
Am D4 D
And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me.
Sometimes the show wan't that funny;
But, fuck you, made lots of money.
But, I gave, I gave half to my ex-wife anyway.
It would've been cheaper if I had been gay.
Tell me why, Some people called me Faggot?
Tell me why, maybe 'cause my last name's Saget.
Tell me why, I suck dick for coke, but that's not the same.
That doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay.
Oh, oh, oh, no, Danny Tanner was not gay, like Dave Coulier. Oooohhhh.