Intro: B F# Abm B F# Abm Met her late last night to say affections gone B F# Abm We enjoyed another night, kinda wrong B F# Abm And no matter how hard I try B F# Abm I'm gonna go back there again sometime B F# Abm Hands in pockets and my eyes looking down B F# Abm The walk home, so damn proud B F# Abm I got a featherweight moral sense B F# Abm I walk with me there's no suspense E B C#m Abm E Why be inconsiderate debris B Abm A Clearly, it's so damn pleasant B F# Abm Hardly any point but she's getting upset B F# Abm Compares herself to a pocket on a roulette B F# Abm What are the odds of avoiding harm when you can B F# Abm I just don't know, I've never been a gambling man and she said: E B C#m Abm E Why be inconsiderate debris B Abm A Clearly, it is so damn pleasant B F# Abm And I thought of the myriad B Abm B Diseases of the venereal kind Abm B F# Abm Signed, the ones you didn't have to screw E B C#m I've been genetically programmed to fuck every girl that I see on the Abm street, in the world, and E B You're no exception, she's no exception C# Abm I ought to do my best to get you on my erection E B C#m If you're gonna bring a brand new meaning Abm To the word, infidelity E B Know if it's the lightest burden Abm A Or on the contrary