C G C
Let's be xenophobic! It's really in this year
G C
Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
F C G C
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
F C G C
Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!
G C
We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
G C
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
F C G C
The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be
F C G C
The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V
G C
Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
G
We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
F C G C
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more!
F C G C
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before
F C
You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind
F C G
A more delightful race than us you'll never, ever find
F C G C
So step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst!
F C
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us
F C G C
Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!