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I have a sad story to tell you
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It may hurt your feelings a bit
C
Last night when I walked in my bathroom
F G7
I stepped in a big pile of
C
Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen
C
I think I ll break off with my girlfriend
G7
Her antics are queer I ll admit
C
Each time I say darling I love you
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She tells me that I m full of
C
Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen
C
Our baby fell out of the window
G7
You d think that her head would be split
C
But good luck was with her that morning
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She fell in a barrel of
C
Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen
C
An old lady died in a bathtub
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She died from a terrible fit
C
In order to fulfill her wishes
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She was buried in six feet of
C
Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen
C
When I was in France with the army
G7
One day I looked into my kit
C
I thought I would find me a sandwich
F G7
But the darn thing was loaded with
C
Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen
C
And now folks my story is ended
G7
I think it is time I should quit
C
If any of you feel offended
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Stick your head in a barrel of
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Shaving cream be nice and clean
F C G7 C
Shave every day and you ll always look keen