F C
I hold your hair when you vomit
Am G
I shave my beard while you shit
F C
I shout at you when you're driving
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
you tell our sex live to your girlfriends
Am G
you pop my blackheads and my ziz
F C
when I cry at the movies
Am G
you swear to silence with a spit
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
I know your farts aren't made of sugar
Am G
I know when your mother's on the rag
F C
you know my brother wants to f*ck you
Am G
that doesn't even make you mad
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
when the fridge is empty that's your fault
Am G
when the toilet seat's up that is my fault
F C
I love the colour of your hair, you wear my t-shirt to bed
Am G
I think it's time we had a kid
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
True love, true love
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F C
this is i-i-i-i-it
Am G
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it
F C
this is i-i-i-i-it
Am G
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it
Am G
if you don't know true love, well this is it