G Em
Why do you say we should hang out again
G
Catch up on life but then
D
Never respond to my text? Hello?
G Em
Why do you ask me how I'm doing when
G
You ditched me yet again
D
Man, this has got to end
G Em G
Oooooh, you are a flaky friend
D
You define flaky and
G Em G
Oooooh, honestly I'm sick of it
D
Your flaky bullshit (giggle)
G Em
Like last week I'm at the coffee shop
I'm 15 minutes early
G
Then I get a message from you
D
"I can't come, so sorry"
G Em A?
What. The. Fuck.
G
Please tell me you're joking around
Em
Cause it's a dick move bro, if you're canceling
G
With traffic it'd take you 45 minutes to get here on time
D
So what the hell have you been doing?
G Em G
Oooooh, you are a flaky bitch
D
You can go eat a dick
G Em G
Oooooh, good luck getting other friends
D
You'll never stand me up again
C Am C
Oooooh, and one more thing.
G C
Fuck you.