Intro: C G C C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry verse 1 C Now Campbeltown Loch is a beautiful place F C But the price of the whiskey is grim. F How nice it would be if the whiskey was free C G C And the Loch was filled up to the brim C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry verse 2 C I'd buy a yacht with the money I've got F C And I'd anchor it out in the bay F If I wanted a sip I'd go in for a dip C G C I'd be swimmin' by night and by day C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry verse 2 C We'd have a gathering of the clans F C They'd come from near and far F I can see them grin as they're wading in C G C And shouting "Slainte mhor!" C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry verse 3 C But what if the boat should overturn F C And drowned in the Loch was I F You'd hear me shout you'd hear me call out C G C "What a wonderful way to die !" C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry verse 4 C But what's this I see ochone for me F C It's a vision to make your blood freeze F It's the police afloat in a dirty big boat C G C And they're shouting "time gentlemen please!" C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G Campbeltown Loch och-aye C Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whiskey G C I would drink you dry