Intro
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Verse
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So I thought to myself the other day
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That I should do another Q&A
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But I wanted it to be a little different so I put it into a song
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So I asked everybody on the internet
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For questions that I haven’t answered yet
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I’m just wingin’ it, but I will try to sing it
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So let’s get started, c’mon
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Where and when was my first kiss?
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It was weird; I’ll always remember this
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Suit and tie, I was dressed like a guy
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Backstage in a middle school play
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What kind of mom would I be?
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Hopefully the kind that mine was for me
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But I don’t want a child, ain’t about that lifestyle
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But I might change my mind someday
Pre-Chorus
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If I could talk to an alien, what would I say?
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I’d be like “Oh my gosh, you’re real!”
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Then I’d ask ‘em how they feel about living in outer space
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Answering questions is my new obsession
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Wanna know if I’d marry you, please?
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I’ve already got plans with the girl of my dreams
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Answering questions should be my profession
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I could do this all day long; putting your questions into a song
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Verse
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How excited are we for the new house?
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Pretty stoked, but also really stressed out
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Moving was rough since we have a lot of stuff
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And there’s still so much to do
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Describe my last trip to the dentist
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To say the least, it was horrendous
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Hadn’t been in years; I was almost in tears
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There’s a cavity in every tooth
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Who’s sponsoring the video?
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Glad you asked, thank you to Audible
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They’re the leading provider of audiobooks
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Tried it once and instantly I was hooked
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If you’re like me, then you probably don’t read
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So Audible is the place to go
Pre-Chorus
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If I wasn’t on YouTube then what would I do?
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A job related to the internet ‘cause I know that’s what I know best
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But I haven’t really thought it through
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Answering questions is my new obsession
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What do I think about this girl’s cat?
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Matter of fact, 10 out of 10 I would pet that
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Answering questions should be my profession
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I could do this all day long; putting you’re questions into a song
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Bridge
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If I only had one outfit for the rest of my life
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Black on black with a hat would be fine
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But I wear that everyday anyway so I’d be alright
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People wanna know what my tattoos mean
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Good luck, bad luck, in between
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And peonies were used to cure bad dreams in the night
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A weird thing that I used to do when I was a child?
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I had a butterfly named Vladimir and I would take him everywhere
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But he’d been dead for a while
(Fun fact, he was dead when I found him)
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Answering questions is my new obsession
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My favorite thing about Noodle is
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Everything ‘cause she’s the greatest cat that’s ever lived
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Answering questions should be my profession
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Anything else that you want to know, too late ‘cause it’s the end of the video
Outro x2
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