Intro - (A F) x2 A Dm How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment A Dm How to defer to men in solvable predicaments A Dm How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you A Dm How to have that not work and have them run away from you A Dm How to keep people at arms length and never get too close A Dm How to mistrust the ones who supposedly you love the most A Dm How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone A Dm How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D Dm In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D Dm I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best A Dm How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist A Dm How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite A Dm How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist A Dm How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D Dm In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D Dm I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best E D A I've been doing research for years E D A I've been practicing my ass off E D A I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you E D A Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D Dm In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D Dm I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best A Dm How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else A Dm How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself A Dm How to numb à la holic to avoid going withing A Dm How to stay stuck in blue by blaming you for everything A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D Dm In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D Dm I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best