Somebody Kill Me Chords

KeyE CapoNone TuningStandard Difficulty Plays729

Somebody Kill Me by Adam Sandler is a beginner-friendly guitar song played in the key of E. It uses the chords E and A. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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  			  E                       A        
You don't know how much I need you.
  E                       A 
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
  E                       A
And when we kiss I know you need me too. 
  E                       A
Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. 

  E                A
But it all was bullshit.
  E                A 
It was a goddamned joke.
  E                A 
And when I think of you Linda, 
  E                A
I hope you fucking choke. 

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. 
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. 
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. 
 
Oh somebody kill me please, 
somebody kill me plee-ase, 
I'm on my knees, 
pretty pretty please kill me. 

I want to die. 
Put a bullet in my head. 
    	

Chord diagrams

Guitar tuner

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Start the tuner and play a string

Reference tones

Standard tuning, lowest to highest. Click a string to play it; the string the mic hears is highlighted.

Click Start tuner and allow microphone access. The needle centers and turns green when a string is in tune (within 5 cents).
No microphone? You can still tap any string above to hear its exact reference pitch.

Metronome

100 BPM Andante