Intro: C D F C D F Verse C D I met Vivienne 30 years ago F She was walking down Kings Road C D She had beautiful head, beautiful legs, F Beautiful legs C D A cup of coffee in Beaufort Street F Don't know me from Adam C D Because Vivienne's tears flood everywhere F She can make your garden grow C D Vivienne's tears flow everywhere F C D F She can make your garden, garden, garden grow Verse C D I met Vivienne at the Vortex Club F I was wasted after the show C C She had beautiful legs, beautiful eyes, F Beautiful thighs C D You shouldn't be a singer Adam, oh dear me no F You shouldn't sing at all C Should I have taken your advice? D F It wasn't very nice C D Well you were very funny from the first F With your garlic cure for thrush C D Living on the planet, Vivienne, F Gave me the bums rush C D Because Vivienne's tears flood everywhere F She can make your garden grow C D Vivienne's tears flow everywhere F C D F She can make your garden, garden, garden grow C D Buy at the sound of trumpets, sell when there's F Blood on the streets