Intro: (Softly) E E D# D C C D D# E E D# D C C D D# E E D# D C
1st Verse (All Verses Spoken)
E C
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
E C
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E C
And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,
D B B B B B
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
Chorus:
All chords stoccato (i.e jab then rest) until last line.
(Refer below for chord riff details)
E (chord riff) C#m (chord riff)
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
C C C D D A A A B
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all.
E C
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
E C
And everybody comes and comes again.
E C
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,
D B B B B B
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.
**Chorus
E C/E
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
E C/E
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.
E C/E
My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,
D/F# B B B B B
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
**Chorus
Fade out to chants of "Ball-sucker,Ball-sucker"
(at least that's what the kids said when I was at school)
The chorus has a chord riff like this (stoccato)
The (D) is an optional passing note.
E E E E (D) C#m C#m C#m C#m (D) (Repeat)
Played ala:
E E E E (D) C#m