Intro: G#
G#
Substitute my gloom with happiness
C#
Substitute my sickness with health
G#
Substitute my enemies with real good friends
F#
Morphine and chocolate are my substitutes
G#
Are my substitutes
G#
Morphine and chocolate can bring me up
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Can warm my heart for me whenever I want it
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And every once in a while when I stop and think
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Morphine and chocolate are my substitutes
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Are my substitutes
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And you can say
C# G#
Hey, we've really come a long way
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And you can say
C# G#
Hey, it can only be this way
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You might be careful
G# C#
It really hurts when it's real
F#
You might be careful
G# C#
It really hurts when it's real
F#
You might be careful
G# C#
It really hurts when it's real
F# G#
You'll go down, down, down
Set the alarm clock, baby
Don't you miss the sun?
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You know, I'm feeling really warm hearted baby
Don't you know I'm feeling like someone
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I'm fearing for my life again
And I am fearing for my heart
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Morphine and chocolate could never
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Substitute my art
And that's real love baby