verse 1 A E7 Now many many years ago when I was twenty three A I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be A7 Bm This widow had a grown-up daughter had hair of red B7 E7 My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed A E7 This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life A My daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife A7 Bm To complicate the matters even though it brought me joy B7 E7 I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy A E7 My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad A And so became my uncle though it made me very sad A7 Bm For if he was my uncle that also made him the brother B7 E7 Of the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my step-mother A E7 A D Bm D I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa D A C#m F#m It sounds funny I know but it really is so A E7 A I'm my own grandpa verse 2 E7 My father's wife then had a son that kept them on the run A And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son A7 Bm My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue B7 E7 Because she is my wife she's my grandmother too repeat #4 verse 3 A E7 Now if my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild A And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild A7 Bm For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw B7 E7 As the husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa repeat #4 x2