Intro: D A D D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded D A So I think I think I'll just stay where I am A So many people, well it sure is lonely A D Who even gives a damn? D I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" D7 G But there ain't nobody around G D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded A D So I think I think I'll just stay where I am verse 1 D A Heaven left for California on a midnight plane A Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely D For reasons that's hard to explain D Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell D7 G And each one are both the same thing? G D Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for A D And that hell treats us both just the same D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded D A So I think I think I'll just stay where I am A So many people, well it sure is lonely A D Who even gives a damn? D I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" D7 G But there ain't nobody around G D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded A D So I think I think I'll just stay where I am Bridge G D Let's burn one for those that's livin' in hell G D Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven G D Burn one for everyone in the whole world E A And anyone stuck in-between D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded D A So I think I think I'll just stay where I am A So many people, well it sure is lonely A D Who even gives a damn? D I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" D7 G But there ain't nobody around G D Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded A D So I think I think I'll just stay where I am G D Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded A D So I think I think I'll just stay where I am