INTRO RIFF / CHORUS G F G Dm e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------0-----0---0-2---| D|--0-------------------------------0---------3-----0-| A|----3-1-0--------0-1-3------3-1-3-------------------| E|----------3----3-------1----------------------------| G C F G e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|--2h3-2-0---0---------------------------------------| D|----------3-----------------------------------------| A|-------------------0-1-2-3---3-1-0------------0-1---| E|-----------------3-----------------3-1----1-3-----3-| VERSE G5 F5 i'm patient of this plan as humble as i can G5 Dm i'll wait another day before i turn away G5 C5 but know this much is true no matter what i do F5 G5 offend in every way i don't know what to say PLAY CHORUS RIFF W/ SLIGHT VARIATIONS i'm coming through the door but they're expecting more of an interesting man sometimes i think i can but how much can i fake i'll speak until i break with every word i say offend in every way PLAY CHORUS you tell me to relax and listen to these facts that everyone's my friend and will be til the end but know this much is true no matter what i do no matter what i say offend in every way PLAY CHORUS PLAY INTRO