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verse 1
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Widow Jones couldn't make it on her own
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Frank was electrified leaving six kids half grown
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In her misery she sent for me the Singer of Sad Songs
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And I sympathized and eulogized Frank Jones
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And she cried Singer of Sad Songs, I need your services today
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Doctor of broken hearts, wash your clothes and mend your socks for your pay
verse 2
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Farmer Brown had always dreamed of city lights
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Miniskirts on pretty girls were in his sights
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So one early morn he left his corn to harvest a field of sin
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Mrs. Brown called me shortly after 3 AM
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And she cried Singer of Sad Songs, I need your services today
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Doctor of broken hearts, got some early hybrid corn for your pay
verse 3
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Lovely Lucy sat there sipping a glass of wine
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She was at the church waiting 'til after nine
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But the groom to be was somewhere free with a case of yellow spine
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Lovely Lucy she's still a virgin, thats a crime
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And she cried Singer of Sad Songs, I need your services today
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Doctor of broken hearts, got a slightly used diamond for your pay