D
All women are crazy
G
All men are dumb
D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
G
We still want some
D
It's nothin’ new
G
And it's sad but true?
D
That we just can't quit 'em
A
And we can't live with 'em
D
What's a man to do?
?
A
Back in the Bible?
D
There was a tree
G
Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit"
D
He said, "Fine by me"?
But then along came Eve
G
Lookin’ to do wrong
D
And on account of her curves
A
And his lack of nerves
D
Adam went along
D
‘Cos all women are crazy
G
All men are dumb
D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
G
We still want some
D
It's nothin’ new
G
And it's sad but true?
D
That we just can't quit 'em
A
And we can't live with 'em
D
What's a man to do?
?
A??
Take my old lady
D
I bought her a gown?
G
We were fixin’ to go out mixin’
D
Out on the town
She said, "Do I look fat?"
G
I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"?
D A
And since that day, I've walked this way
D
It hurts to sit down
D
‘Cos all women are crazy
G
All men are dumb
D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
G
We still want some
D
It's nothin’ new
G
And it's sad but true?
D
That we just can't quit 'em
A
And we can't live with 'em
D
What's a man to do?
*speaking part*
D G
Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life
D
About once a month, to be exact
When they get kinda ornery
G
Oh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and
D
We don't know what's wrong with them
G
But in a week or so, they generally come around
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say
A G D
"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’"
G
Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do
D
It's not an easy thing to go through
G
But since we already know the outcome
I'd like to propose a little experiment
D
Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy
G
Oh say, about a month from now
D
I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her
A G
"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?"
(pause)
Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills
D
*singing again*
A
When I met my lady
D
And asked for her hand
G
She was the calmest and the sweetest girl
D
In all the land
But then the ring went on
G
And she went all wrong
D A
Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla
D G
She spat pea soup and become a killer
D
She ate three kids
A
And my auntie's wig?
D
And the pastor's dog?
*pause*
Why?!
D
‘Cos all women are crazy
G
All men are dumb
D
‘Cos though we know they're crazy
G
We still want some
D
It's nothin’ new
G
And it's sad but true?
D
That we just can't quit 'em
A
And we can't live with 'em
D
You just can't shoot 'em
G
Or you'll end in prison
D A
And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell?
D
Might take a shine to you
End on D