CAPO : 3 Fret INTRO: Strum the G VERSE ONE G You say you're mama called and you must go D She's down in the bed and needs you so And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not D7 G But, honey ain't you're mama sick a lot VERSE TWO G Lately, you're head hurts every night D Could it be you wear your cloths too tight Since you don't seem to hear a thing I say or do D7 G Then I know there's nothing I can do for you >G C G This ain't my first rodeo D D7 This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed D ...This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show D7 G This ain't my first rodeo TAGG : INSTRUMENTALLY AS SOLO(following two lines) D This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show D7 G This ain't my first rodeo VERSE THREE G You're telling me you lost you're wedding band D Somehow you say it slipped right off you're hand And when I asked about those boxes stacked there by the door D7 G You say it's just some old things you don't wear no more VERSE FOUR G I didn't make it all the way through school D But my mama...didn't raise any fool I may not be the Einstein... of our time D7 G But honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind CHORUS TWO G C G This ain't my first rodeo D D7 This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed D ...This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show D7 G Honey, This ain't my first rodeo CHORUS REPEAT to Fade Note: Tabbed this Vern Gosdin song in memory of my friend, Gilbert Lamar Carter ,who died today Feb 1, 2003. Lamar loved Vern's music....RIP Lamar,...Nemo