Transcribed by Rob [email protected] Thanks to Penny for the lyrics I stole off her site. Go there, it's good: http://3pod.penny.id.au E E A D Tripod: Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, G Lai lai-lai lai, A Lai lai-lai lai! A D Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, G Lai lai-lai lai, A Lai lai-lai lai! D Bm Scod: There's a girl, C A We see each other every day, D Bm But I'm too shy, C A Bm And I can't even bring myself to say, Em Gatesy: "Hello, how are you today? C Lovely weather, by the way, A If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!" Gatesy: ... Oh for dinner, you know..oh shit! D Bm Scod: She's so cute, C A She's got a little button head. D Bm And I try to be cool, C A Bm But I just cannot seem to follow through. Em Gatesy: I just can't find a way to, C Let her know that I'll be true, A A So I know what I must do... A D Tripod: I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, E A That's how I'm gonna win her hand. A D I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, G A And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man. A D When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod, E A She won't leave me on the shelf. A D I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, E A Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself, F# E A With no-one else, F# E A On stage by myself. D Bm Scod: My dramatic concept, C A Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare. D Bm Made of cardboard boxes, C A And foil taped to my stack hat. Bm Tripod: She'll be impressed! Em Tripod: And my costume will be the best, C When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed, A In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest. A D I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, E A That's how I'm gonna win her hand. A D I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, G And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man. A D When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod, E A She won't leave me on the shelf. A D I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, E G Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself. C G C G Y & S: And as for music, I'll only choose it, F# Bm F# Bm If it's got a serious environmental message. C G Gatesy: I'll start with "Hungry... like the wolf", D A Tripod: And then, "It's Raining... Men". D Bm Scod: I hope it works, C A I hope she falls in love with me. D Bm My backup plan, C A Bm Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind. Em And I'll really blow her mind, C Tripod: And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep, A I'll go the logical next step... A D I'm gonna win the Eurovision, E A Be a star and make her see. A D Singing in a foreign language, G Yon: (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me. A D Tripod: When I've won the Eurovision, E A She won't leave me on the shelf. A D I'm gonna win the Eurovision, E(stop) A Then I finally won't be by myself. F# E A Row boats by myself, F# E A See-saws by myself, F# E A AAAAA Eating two ice-creams by myself...