Intro: N.C(Fm) Fm Cm The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail Fm Cm Call no man happy till he dies, there's no milk at the bottom of the pail Dm God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel like the thistles that are growing on the trunk of a tree All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble And still have room for you and me Fm If there's one thing you can say about mankind Dm There's nothing kind about man Fm You can drive out nature with a pitch fork Cm But it always comes roaring back again Fm Misery's the river of the world Misery's the river of the world Misery's the river of the world Fm Cm Fm Cm Fm Cm Fm Fm Cm The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail Fm Cm Call no man happy till he dies, there's no milk at the bottom of the pail Dm God tempers all the ruins for the new shorn lands Am The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand Fm All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble Cm C7 And still have room for you and me Fm If there's one thing you can say about mankind Cm There's nothing kind about man Dm You can drive out nature with a pitch fork Cm But it always comes roaring back again Fm Cm For want of a bird the sky was lost, for want of a nail the shoe was lost Fm Cm C7 For want of a life a life was lost for want of a toy a child was lost Fm And misery's the river of the world Cm Misery's the river of the world Fm Everybody row, everybody row Cm Misery's the river of the word Fm Misery's the river of the world Cm Misery's the river of the world Fm Everybody row, everybody row Cm Everybody row, everybody row Fm Misery's the river of the world Am Misery's the river of the world Fm Everybody row, everybody row Am Everybody row, everybody row Fm Everybody row Am Misery's the river of the world Fm Misery's the river of the world Am Misery's the river of the world Fm Misery's the river of the world Am Everybody row, everybody Fm Am Fm Am Fm (fades) Everybody row