D D C D C
Want some whisky in your water, sugar in your tea?
D C D C
What are these crazy questions they're asking of me?
D C D C
This is the craziest party that could ever be,
D C D C
don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see.
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D C G A D C G A
Mama told me not to come, mama told me not to come,
D C G A
she said: That ain't no way to have fun, son!
D C D C
Open up the window, let some air into this room,
D C D C
I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume.
D C D C
And the cigeratte you're smoking's 'bout to scare me half to death,
D C D C
open up the window, let me catch my breath.
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D G A D C G A D C G A D
That ain't no way to have fun, son! Son, son!
D C D C
The radio was blasting, someone knocking at the door,
D C D C
I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor.
D C D C
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before,
D C D C
don't know what it is, but I don't wanna see no more.
(Chorus)
D G A
That ain't no way to have fun, son!
(Chorus)