G B double E double R?U?N, beer run G D B double E double R?U?N, beer run G All we need is a ten and a fiver C A car, and a key, and a sober driver G D G B double E double R?U?N beer run G Couple of frat guys from Abilene D Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen Em At the KPIG Swine and Soiree dance C They wore baseball caps and khaki pants G D They wanted cigs so to save some money G C They got one off a hippie that smelled kinda funny G D The next thing they knew they was both really hungry and E A7 Pretty thirsty too G B double E double R?U?N, beer run G D B double E double R?U?N, beer run G All we need is a ten and a fiver C A car, and a key, and a sober driver G D G B double E double R?U?N beer run G They found a store with a sign said their beer was coldest D They sent in Brad ?cuz he looked the oldest Em He got a case of beer and a candybar C Walked over to where them registers are G D Laid his fake I.D. on the countertop G C The clerk looked and turned, and looked back and stopped G D He said, ?Boy, I ain?t callin' the cops E A7 but I am keepin' this card.? Am D The guys took it hard G B double E double R?U?N, beer run G D B double E double R?U?N, beer run G How happy we would be C If we'd have only brought a better fake ID G D G B double E double R?U?N beer run G We met another old hippie named Sleepy John D Claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song Em So they gave ?em their cash, he bought ?em some brews C It was a beautiful day in Santa Cruz G D Feelin' so good, shoulda been a crime G C Crowd was cool and the band was primed G D They made it back up to their seats just in time to E A7 Sing with all their friends Am D "The road goes on forever and the party never ends" G B double E double R?U?N, beer run G D B double E double R?U?N, beer run G All we need is a ten and a fiver C A car, and a key, and a sober driver G D G B double E double R?U?N beer run