Key of F. Intro: F A G C F A G C F A G C I'm just a middle aged middle eastern camel herding man F A G C i've got a 2 bedroom cave here in north afghanistan F A G C things used to be real cool then they got out of hand F A G C F A G C F A G C when they moved in -- they call themselves the taliban (oooooooohh- yea the taliban -- the taliban baby) now i ain't seen my wife's face since they came here they make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear she loves the desert and the hot white sand but man, she she just like me -- nah she can't stand, the taliban (oohh taliban baby -- hmmmm) chorus: Bb G you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up C A F and it'll be ride camel ride Bb G my old lady she'll be here with me C A F smiling right by my side Bb G we should do just fine down in palestine C A F or maybe turkmenistan Bb G F A G C F A G C we'll bid a fair ado and flip the finger to the taliban (ooh yea the taliban -- baby) now they attack new york city cause they thought they could win said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end well mr bush got on the phone with iraq and iran said now, you knuckleheads you better not be doing any business with the taliban (taliban baby) so we prayed to allah with all of our might and then those big U.S. jets came flying in one night they dropped little bombs all over our holy land and man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran , the taliban chorus: you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be ride camel ride my old lady she'll be here with me smiling right by my side we should do real fine down around palestine or maybe turkmenistan we'll bid a fair ado and flip a couple fingers to the taliban (ooh yea taliban) we'll bid a fair ado and flip a finger to the taliban (baby) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Way to go with this song, Toby and Scott! Keep up the good work guys!