C G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
D G
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round
C G C
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there
G D G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Solo: C G C G D G
Verso 1:
G D G
In a neighborhood bar not too far from here
C G
Me and old John, we were chugging some beers
C G
Friday night about a half past ten
A D
When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in
G D G
The one in the front was a little too tall
C G
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall
C G
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be
A G
The one in the middle was looking at me
C G
Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
D G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C G C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
G D G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Solo: C G C G D G
Verso 2:
G D G
I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’
C G
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too
C G
Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend
A D
He danced with this one and that one and this one again
G D G
A slow song came on, we were locked down tight
C G
John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’
C G
Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care
A G
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
C G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds
D G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C G C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
G D G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
Solo
C G D G
C G A D G
C G
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds
D G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round
C G C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there
G D G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
C G C
Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care
C D G
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
C G A D G
Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute