G G/F# We ain’t East, we ain’t West Em Em/D We ain’t left, we ain’t right C C/B We ain’t black, we ain’t white Am D We just came here to drink G G/F# We’re all mud flap suburbans Em Em/D All ball caps and turbans C C/B All prom queens and strippers Am D Em Where the whole kitchen sink and then here, C Em D We’re the same, everyone knows your name G G/F# We just raise up our glass Em Em/D We don’t give a rat’s ass C C/B Am D If you’re a democrat or republican G G/B Em Em/D We’re happy to be here and as you can see C D G We’re just all drunk Americans G G/B We ain’t second ex wives, Em Em/D We ain’t cowboys or redskins C C/B We ain’t preachers or kingpins Am D We’re just having fun G G/B We’re all suits in blue collars Em Em/D Short orders long haulers C C/B Am D Paper and plastic, too old and too young Em C Em D CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs G G/F# And we raise up our glass Em Em/D We don’t give a rat’s ass C C/B Am D If your belly’s too fat, or your wallet’s too thin G G/F# Em We’re happy to be here and as you can see C D G We’re just all drunk Americans G G/F# La-la-la-la-la-la Em Em/D La-la-la-la-la-la C C/B La-la-la-la Am D La-la-la-la G G/F# La-la-la-la-la-la Em Em/D La-la-la-la-la-la C D G All drunk Americans G G/F# We been in, we been out Em Em/D we been cool, we been weird C C/B Thank God we’re still here Am D In the land of the free Em C And we all, sing it wrong Em D But we all sing along E Sing along A A/G# We just raise up our glass F#m F#m/E We don’t give a rat’s ass D D/A Bm E If you’re a democrat or republican A A/C# F#m F#M/E We’re happy to be here and as you can see D E A We’re just all drunk Americans A A/C# In these neon lights F#m F#m/E We’re all stars we’re all stripes D E A And We’re all drunk Americans