Intro D D D G D Well I quit school at the 10th grade and I grew out my hair E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A I got me a job doing lawn mover repair D G I met an Army recruiter down at the Win Dixi D Asus2 D He said son you no future pack up and go with me. G D The first place we landed was a base called Bullot E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A They convoyed are asses to a 10 acre FOB D G With my boots and my cover and an old M-16 D Asus2 D Two bottles of water and a cold MRE G D Oh you meet lots of new friends and sure to get paid G E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A We?ll show you the world and teach you a trade D G Not a job it's an adventure, oh yes sir I got that, D Asus2 D but you never told me I get my ass shot at D G D The first night on combat we went on patrol E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A They ambushed our convoy and we chased the assholes D G We found them all hiding in low water ditches D Asus2 D Took aim and we killed all of them son of a bitches G D Oh you meet lots of new friends and sure to get paid G E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A We?ll show you the world and teach you a trade D G Not a job it's an adventure, oh yes sir I got that, D Asus2 D but you never told me I get my ass shot at Slow Singe Strum: D G D Walked in on my buddy with female MP, E Asus2 Ugliest woman you're ever seen D G He said why are you laughing you have lots of nerve D Asus2 D Over here in the desert we grade on a curve G D Oh you meet lots of new friends and sure to get paid G E Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 A We?ll show you the world and teach you a trade D G Not a job it's an adventure, oh yes sir I got that, D Asus2 D but you never told me I get my ass shot at Slow: D Asus2 D No you never told him he?d get his ass shot at