verse 1
A C#m
I don't like Jews
Bm
Neither should you
E
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
A C#m
I don't like black people
Bm
It's just not acceptable
E
There should be some kind of law, that is that
verse 2
C#m F#m
And I get the s***s with Inuits
Bm Bm C#m D E
They get on my tits, the little bastards
F#m E D
And women just make me so mad
E
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
verse 3
C#m F#m
And the f***in' Italians I just cannot stand them
Bm
They really inspire my rancour
E
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
A
And lesbians and the bicurious
C#m
Make me furious
Bm E
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!
verse 4
C#m F#m
And fuckin' Christians
Bm Bm C#m D E
I just want to punch them in their faces
F#m C#m
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
Bm E Fdim7
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
Verse 5
F#m C#m Bm
And I hate gays who talk camply
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry
Bridge
F#m
I hate the rich
Fdim7
I hate the poor
A
I hate bitches
B7
I hate whores
Outro
Bm
I hate Africans
C#m
I hate Japanese
D
I hate the disabled
C#m
I hate Burmese
Bm C#m D
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
E A
I will judge you for no reason
N.C.
At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake
N.C.
The song begins again with the full lyrics.