Intro: (C) (F) (C) (C) (F) (C) (C) x 2 (C) Well Joe got a promotion (F) (C) He's up there on top (F) (C) Everybody was cheerin' him on He (C) deserves everything he's got Guess (G) who's the new (F) talk of the town (G) The new S.O.(C)B. The one (C7) everybody (F) loves cuttin' down (G) Man, it's a sight to (C) see They all smile right (F) to his face, (G) and hide their jealous(Am)y (G) (F) Me I'm just working hard to (C) get to that place, (G) Where everybody hates (C) me (C) Well Bill got a promotion (F) (C) He knocked Joe back down (F) (C) Now, Joe's everybody's long lost friend (C) He's back in the crowd Repeat Chorus (Am) Well everybody wants to (G) be the big dog Wanna (F) wag that big dog tail (Am) But til' they are they (G) wanna see the big dog (F) fail (G) You pay your dues and you (F) get your breaks (G) Then your the S.O.(C)B. The one (C7) everybody (F) loves to hate (G) It just comes naturall(C)y They all smile right (F) to your face, (G) and hide their jealous(Am)y (G) (F) That's just the way it goes and (C) I can't wait (G) Til everybody hates (C) me