G F Eb F G
Whiskey Man's my friend he's with me nearly all the time.
G F Eb F G
He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine.
D Am7 G C G
Nobody has ever seen him I'm the only one.
D Am7 G C G
Seemingly I must be mad, insanity is fun.
G C G
If that's the way it's done.
G F G F G F Eb
Doctor's say he's just a figment of my twisted mind.
G F G F G F Eb
If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind.
G F Eb F G
Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago.
G F Eb F G
They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go.
D Am7 G C G
Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own.
D Am7 G C G
I can't even ring him cause he isn't on the phone.
G C G
Hasn't got a home.
G F G F G F Eb
Life is very gloomy in this little padded cell.
G F G F G F Eb
It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well.
G F Eb F G
Whiskey Man's my friend he's with me nearly all the time.
G F Eb F G
He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine.