{intro and verse pattern}
|Bb5- |Fmaj7 |Cadd9 |Bbadd9/5- |Bbadd9/5- |
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|--6-6---6-6-|--6-6---6-6-|--3-3---3-3-|--1-1---1-1-|--1-1---1-1-|
|-7-----7----|-5-----5----|-5-----5----|-3-----3----|-3-----3----|
|8-----8-----|7-----7-----|5-----5-----|3-----3-----|3-----3-----|
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Bb5- |Fmaj7
Me and my brother were talking to each other
|Cadd9 BbII |Dadd2 |
About what makes a man a man
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|-2----2------|
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|Bb5- |Fmaj7
Was it brain or brawn, the month you were born
|Cadd9 BbII|Dadd2 |D
We just couldn't understand
|D G |D D Dsus4 D
Our old man didn't like our appearance
|D G |Asus4 Ano3
He said that only women wear long hair
|Bb5- |Fmaj7
So me and my brother borrowed money from mother
|Cadd9 |BbII Dadd2
We knew what we had to do
|Bb5- |Fmaj7
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
|Cadd9 |BbII Dadd2 |D |
And got our arms tattooed
|D D |D Dsus D |
Welcome to my life, tattoo
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|D D |D Dsus4 D |
I'm a man now, thanks to you
| % | % |
| D D/C#
I expect I'll regret you
| G6/B A6sus4
But the skin graft man won't get you
|G |A5 |A5 |Bb5- |Fmaj7 |Cadd9 |BbII | |
You'll be there when I die tattoo
{note: A5* played as Asus4 in stage versions}
My dad beat me 'cause mine said mother
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude
Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die, tattoo
Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed, too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-tooty-toot
Rooty-toodle-toodle tattoo too to you