Intro: G
verse 1
The very mention of your name
C G
And we hear your voice
Eb
And when you danced
G C D
We came, clapping, no choice
verse 2
G D7
I, in my dress
G7 Eb
And my man in his pants
G D G C G
Yes, yes, yes
verse 3
You have slurped up the moon
C G
With your mouth
Eb
And you've sent
G C D
All the loons flying south
verse 4
G D7
There's no more room
G7 Eb
In the spaces you went
G D G C G
Boom, boom, boom
Bridge
E
Stop performing, won't you?
A G F#m Em D
Before I die laughing
Verse 5
E Bm A
Please, please sit still
D G Eb
Listen to the sound of space you won't fill
G
With your many talents
C G D7
Gallantly streaming tears down my cheeks
Verse 6
G7 Eb G
Oh stop, please stop before I die
D7 G D
I'd love to see you stop performing
G
Before I die