Intro C G D C7 G D verse 1 G D She's the kind of girl who pays for herself C7 G And the money don't come rolling in D Been living here outside of fifteen years C7 G Em Say how do you do, where does she begin verse 2 D Those lollipop eyes Am G No longer surprised Eb G D Still willing to try verse 3 A G D Worried she'll get to be just Big as a house C7 Her apartment is small G D She's got to stay the size of a mouse verse 4 A G D Walking around in the Old neighbourhood C7 There were several wise-guys G She'd do over if she could Verse 5 Em D Please no more lies Am G Warm September skies Bb G Still willing to try A G Bb F But the holidays Bb F Holidays Bb F Holidays Bb F Eb G D G Holidays are hard Verse 6 A G Sun's so bright D She pulls the shade C7 Puts a dinky dinner in G D It's factory made Verse 7 G She bought the book D How to help yourself C7 Climb up on the chair girl G D And take it down from the shelf Verse 8 Em D Cracks open a smile Am G Ain't she got style Bb G Still willing to try A G Bb F But the holidays Bb F Holidays Bb F Holidays Bb F Eb G D G Holidays are hard